Flower Jokes

A few flower jokes to liven up the day:

"What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them."
-  Kim Roblin 


If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.


What do you call a grumpy and short tempered gardener?
A SnapDragon.



What kind of flowers do you give to King Tut?
Chrysanthemummies.



A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help.  What exactly have you done?" 


A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.  The flowers arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card: "Rest in Peace."  The owner was annoyed, and called to complain.  "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, and sorry you were offended," said the florist. "But even worse, somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."
  

What do you call a country where the people drive only pink cars?
A pink carnation. 


What do you get if you cross a dog with a daisy?
A colli-flower. 


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